gigs 2016:
On Facebook: Ernesto’s GIGS 2016

gigs 2015:

Wednesday 16 House of Idiot @ Market House, 443 Coldharbour Lane, SW9, Brixton, 20:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/1524402094537828/

Saturday 12 December 2016: Platform 1 @ The Poetry Cafe, Covent Garden
https://www.facebook.com/events/1528145990839773/

Thursday 3 December 2015: Open Minds @ T.Chances, 399 Tottenham High Rd N17

Thursday 26 November 2015: Mad About Poetry Book Launch @ Tea House Theatre, 139 Vauxhall Walk, SE11 - 19:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/787223681390539/

Saturday 14 November 2015 : Pelucas y Tacones LONDON (MY BIG FAT HEN PARTY) @ Corbet Place, 15 Hanbury Street, E1
https://www.facebook.com/events/1481805788816236

Thursday 29 October 2015: VELVET KINK (as host) @ The Flying Dutchman, 156 Wells Way, SE5 - 19:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/1668342660108939/

Saturday 10 October: Birthday Galore @ The Flying Dutchman, 156 Wells Way, SE5 - 20:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/412950648909298/

Friday 9 October 2015: #hashtag @ Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, 42-46 Pollard Row, E2 - 21:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/179746702357089/

Saturday 3 October 2015: Moby-Dick Unabridged (reading one or two chapters) @ Clore Ballroom at Royal Festival Hall, Southbank Centre SE1 - 21:30-22:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/1663241503891908/

Saturday 26 September 2015: Free Verse: The Poetry Book Fair (as part of W. C. H. Publishing) @ Brockway Room in Conway Hall, 25 Red Lion Square, WC1R at 4pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/1040519899300098/

Thursday 24 September 2015: Refugee Crisis Fundraiser @ The Flying Dutchman, 156 Wells Way, SE5 at 19:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/1488147621501560/

Friday 18 September 2015: S.E.X. @ T.Chances, 399 High Road, N17, 19:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/828676527239619/

Saturday 12 September 2015: QUEER’SAY @ Rich Mix, 35 - 47 Bethnal Green Road, 8pm
http://www.richmix.org.uk/whats-on/event/queersay/

Thursday 10 September 2015: OPEN MINDS @ Muddle & Swing, 55 Stoke Newington High Street, N16 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/1012354122122746/

Sunday 12 July 2015: QUEER TONGUE (host) @ Tipsy, 20 Stoke Newington Road, N16
https://www.facebook.com/events/1438875236432355/

Friday 26 June 2015: Bingo Master's Breakout @ The Gunners pub, 204, Blackstock rd, N5, 19:30
https://www.facebook.com/bingomastersbreakout

Saturday 30 May 2015: DEEP TRASH ITALIA #5 Religious Bondage @ Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, 42 Pollard Row, E2, 20:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/372339236304470/

Thursday 15 May 2015: Let's Talk About Gay Sex & Drugs - Happiness @ Ku Klub, 30 Lisle Street, WC2H, 18:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/1577259605868961/

Saturday 7 March 2015: The Big Small Penis Party @ Rhythm Factory, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, E1, 19:00–23:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/1606135616275859/

Friday 6 March 2015: Evolution Cabaret: Spring Uprising! @ T.Chances, 399 Tottenham High Rd N17
https://www.facebook.com/events/1550558321895750

Monday 2 March 2015: VELVET TONGUE/La Lengua de Terciopelo (hosting & performing) @ The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A
https://www.facebook.com/events/732806103499055/?fref=ts

Tuesday 24 February 2015: In Yer Ear @ King And Queen, 1 Foley St, W1W, 20:15
https://www.facebook.com/events/816469468412766/?fref=ts

Thurs 19-Sat 21 February 2015: DELIQUIUM DARK MOVEMENTS EXHIBITION @ Electrowerkz, 7 Torrens Street, EC1V 1NQ
https://www.facebook.com/events/946052875419443/

Saturday 14 February: World's End Poetry @ Chelsea Theatre, 7 World's End Place, SW1
https://www.facebook.com/events/1543538335914695/

Thursday 5 February: PRIVATE VIEW: '126' LGBTQ exhibition at Sutton House @ Sutton House, 2 & 4 Homerton High Street, Hackney, London E9, 18:00–20:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/1783139411911073

Wednesday 4 February 2015: The First SLEAZE of 2015!!!!!! @ Lockside Lounge, Camden Lock, 75-89 Upper Walkway, West Yard, Camden Lock Place, NW1
https://www.facebook.com/events/1424425764515927/

Thursday 22 January 2015: Double R Club @ Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, 42-46 Pollard Row / Bethnal Green, E2
https://www.facebook.com/events/1514860215467427/?fref=ts

Thursday 8 January 2015: BIBLIOCLASM (Performance about Censorship, curated by Peter Jacobs) @ Guerilla Galleries' FORBIDDEN exhibition, The Daniel Libeskind Space, 166-220 Holloway Road, N7, 7pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/851112094946024/

gigs 2014:

Thursday 18 December 2014: Mad about Poetry (Official Book Launch) @ The Poetry Cafe, Covent Garden, 22 Betterton Street, WC2H
https://www.facebook.com/events/1506731176260265/

Wednesday 3 December 2014: KINDLING rekindled (Performance about Censorship, curated by Peter Jacobs) @ Greenhouse, 49 Green Lanes, N16, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/364934220357573/

Wednesday 12 November 2014: Incite Poetry @ Phoenix Artist Club, 1 Phoenix Street, WC2H 8BU London
https://www.facebook.com/events/705649082845673/?fref=ts

Sunday 9 November 2014: Liberté! Egalité! Cabaret! PART DEUX @ The Lexington, 96-98 Pentonville Road, N1
https://www.facebook.com/events/668057236619648/?fref=ts

Sunday 26 October 2014: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A
https://www.facebook.com/events/756579874373117/?fref=ts

Thursday 4 September: Naked Boys Reading: Bedtime Stories @ Ace Hotel, 100 Shoreditch High St, London E1
https://www.facebook.com/nbrldn?fref=ts

Sunday 27 July 2014: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A
https://www.facebook.com/events/756579874373117/?fref=ts

Wednesday 23 July 2014: Spoken Word London: Anti-Hate Special (feature) @ Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16
https://www.facebook.com/events/480647782070688/?fref=ts

Thursday 10 July 2014: FLESH: Private View @ Espacio Gallery, 159 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2 7DG - 6-9pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/718078744925010/

Friday 27 June 2014: Dark Fabrics Cabaret @ Vogue fabrics.
https://www.facebook.com/events/743283085694930/?ref=22

Sunday 8 June 2014: The Garden of Abandon @ The Olden Garden, Whistler Street Highbury N5, 2pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/259164317603643/

Saturday 31 May 2014: Visions of Kaos @ The Flying Dutchman, 156 Wells Way, SE5, 9.30pm.
https://www.facebook.com/events/724007380950855/752022828149310/?notif_t=plan_mall_activity

Monday 26 May 2014: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1
https://www.facebook.com/events/221170344739819/?fref=ts

Thursday 17 April 2014: Double R Club @ Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, 42-46 Pollard Row / Bethnal Green, E2
https://www.facebook.com/TheDoubleRClub?fref=ts

Monday 10 March 2014: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1
https://www.facebook.com/events/454437698014970/

Sunday 9 February 2014: Unmade Bed @ The Flying Dutchman, 56 Wells Way, SE5,
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202648428679161&set=t.100002327254213&type=1&theater

Friday 7 February 2014: T.CHANCES PRESENT MAD ABOUT TC. @ T.Chances, 399 High Road, N17, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/529802140451754/?fref=ts

Thursday 6 February 2014: Open Minds 4 @ Scenarios Bar, 97 Stokenewington High Road, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=606588042722287&set=a.517072785007147.1073741825.517072255007200&type=1&theater

Tuesday, 28 January 2014: In Yer Ear @ King And Queen, 1 Foley St, W1W, 19:45
https://www.facebook.com/events/192510384283535/

Thursday 16 January 2014: Heaven and Hell @ Espacio Gallery, 159 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2
https://www.facebook.com/events/569605193131825/
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151717249546401

gigs 2013:

Thursday 5 December 2013: ICY GAYS - The Festive Edition @ The ICA, 21:00
https://www.facebook.com/events/240350499467149/?fref=ts
http://icygaysdecember13.eventbrite.co.uk/
http://www.ica.org.uk/39869/Live/ICY-GAYS.html

Monday 2 December 2013: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1, 7pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/149983078527282/?fref=ts
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk

Friday 25 October 2013: Paper Tiger Poetry @ Tea House Theatre, 139 Vauxhall Walk, SE1, 7:30pm
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Paper-Tiger-Poetry/253646711363938?fref=ts

Thursday 17 October 2013: Jazz Verse Jukebox @ The Hospital Club, 24, Endell Street, WC2H, Covent Garden, 7pm (you have to be a member or a guest)
http://www.thehospitalclub.com/events/view/17-10-13-jazz-verse-jukebox-with-jumoke-fashola

Friday 4 October 2013: Mad About TC @ Tottenham Chances 399 Tottenham High Road N17.6QN, 9pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/430313243752810

Monday 2 September 2013: VELVET TONGUE (hosting) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1, 7pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/149983078527282/?fref=ts
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk

Thursday 1 August 2013: BURN @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11
https://www.facebook.com/pages/BURN/106963052682310

Friday 12 July 2013: PERFORMING PORN (after the computer became boring) @ ]performance s p a c e[ 6 Hamlet Industrial Estate, White Post Lane, London E9 5EN
https://www.facebook.com/events/435174113246140/permalink/456886094408275/

Tuesday 25 June 2013: Bar Wotever @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/groups/barwotever/?fref=ts

Wednesday 12 June 2013: Incite @ Phoenix Artist Club, 1 Phoenix St, WC2H
https://www.facebook.com/IncitePoetry?fref=ts

Monday 3 June 2013: Velvet Tongue (hosting) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1, 7pm
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk
https://www.facebook.com/events/258979784239395/?fref=ts

Sunday 26 May 2013: THE GARDEN OF ABANDON @ The Olden Garden Whistler Street London N5, 4pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/595744173770426/?fref=ts

Friday 24 May 2013: The Save Rubyyy Jones Revue @ The World's End Finsbury Park, 21-23 Stroud Green Rd, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/196656247149348/

Thursday 2 May: East Meets Jest @ The Rutland Arms 15 Lower Mall Hammersmith W6, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/420581268038935/

Friday 26 April 2013: I CONCURSO DE MONÓLOGOS EN EL BAR DE YLLANA @ Bar de Yllana, Calle del Pez, Madrid
https://www.facebook.com/events/521602561211130/?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151376971111401.1073741826.571036400&type=1

Thursday 11 April 2013: Commie Faggots present @ The Others, 6 and 8 Manor Road, Top Floor, Stoke Newington
https://www.facebook.com/events/493378737396734/

Thursday 21 March 2013: Double R Club (feature) @ Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, Pollard Row
https://www.facebook.com/TheDoubleRClub

Monday 4 March2013: Spooful of Poison (feature) @ The Finsbury Pub, 336 Green Lanes, N4
http://aspoonfulofpoison.com/

Monday 25 February 2013: VELVET TONGUE (hosting and performing) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1, 7pm
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk/

Friday 22 February 2013: Pete into Orbit (feature) @ Ginglik, 1 Shepherds Bush Green W128PH
http://www.peteintoorbit.com

Saturday 16 February 2013: C-R-U-X (sound, light, action, science) @ Zero 1 Gallery, Hopkins Street (entrance by password only; ask me for password if you fancy coming along) - 7pm-11pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QQJypEpHhM

Saturday 26 January: Conform @ Prince Albert, Coldharbour Lane, Brixton
https://www.facebook.com/events/575297005830530/

Saturday 12 January 2013: At Home with the Ludskis (#7) Midnight Mass Edition (installation & performance) @ Rio Cinema, 107 Kingsland High Street, E8 - 11.30pm Start - 2.30am finish
http://grannyludski.wordpress.com/
https://www.facebook.com/events/409934265747446/

gigs 2012:

Saturday 8 December 2012: Push the Boat Out - Naughty Nauticals @ MS Stubnitz, King George V Dock, Gallions Reach (DLR-Station), Royal Docks, London, 8pm til dawn (performing around 4:30am!)
https://www.facebook.com/events/371617639580411/

Monday 3 December 2012: UEL Photo-Poetry event @ the Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club in (organized by photography students from University of East London), 7.30pm
http://www.workersplaytime.net/
http://www.towerhamletsarts.org.uk/?cid=48635

Sunday 2 December 2012: Finger in the Pie @ Madame Jojo's, 8-10 Brewer Street, W1
https://www.facebook.com/fingerinthepie/events?ref=ts

Monday 26 November 2012: King Gong @ The Comedy Store, 1a Oxendon Street, SW1, Piccadilly, 8pm
http://www.thecomedystore.co.uk/page.php?id=46&location=1#king-gong

Friday 23 November 2012: BOYlesque Idol @ Madame JoJo’s, 8-10 Brewer Street, London W1F, 7:30pm
http://www.houseofburlesque.co.uk/shows/boylesque_idol_C236.html

Tuesday 20 November 2012: Poltroon @ The Betsy Trotwood Pub EC1R, 8pm https://www.facebook.com/events/164530453691596/

Tuesday 13 November 2012: Party Piece @ Shaker&Company, 119 Hampstead Road, Euston, NW1, London, 7.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/208661859264660/?fref=ts

Saturday 10 November 2012: Platform 1 @ Poetry Cafe, 22 Betterton Street London WC2H, Covent Garden, 7.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/Platform1Poetry/events

Monday 29 October 2012: VELVET TONGUE (hosting and performing) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1, 7pm
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/londons-erotic-literary-soiree-back.html

Saturday 20 October 2012: Room of Abandon @ The Colonel Fawcett, 1 Randolph Street, Camden, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/370923009653659/

Tuesday 9 October 2012: 'Calling You' Poetry Competition & Event: Announcement of Winners (hosting and performing) @ Bar Kick, Cafe & Bar Kick, 7:30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/348230481936747/

Wednesday 3 October 2012: literary lapdancing. chapter 1. (feature) @ RYANS BAR, 181 Stoke Newington Church Street
https://www.facebook.com/events/358529870902618

Thursday 27 September 2012: Naked Boys Reading LDN (feature) @ Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16, 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/324685630961182/

Tues 18 September 2012: Poltroon (guest) @ The Betsey Trotwood, EC1R
https://www.facebook.com/events/492785020749253/

Monday 30 July 2012: VELVET TONGUE (host) @ Bar Kick, 127 Shoreditch High Street, E1
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/olympic-velvet-tongue.html

Monday 23rd July: The Spoonful of Poison (feature) @ The Star of Kings, 126 York Way, N1
https://www.facebook.com/events/168107126657283/

Mon July 16th 2012: RAW GLAM (feature) @ Annies Bar, Kentish Town
https://www.facebook.com/events/391858120873135/

Tuesday 19th June 2012: Poltroon (guest) @ The Betsey Trotwood, EC1R
https://www.facebook.com/events/309160925837806/

Sun 10 June 2012: As bread to my flesh @ The Yard, Unit 2, Queens Yard, White Post Lane, Hackney Wick, E9 - 6pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/237416716370495/

Fri 1 June:*Erotic Meet* 1st Birthday PARTY! @ Green Carnation, 4-5 Greek Street, W1D 4DD London
https://www.facebook.com/events/222701241176602/

Sun 20 May 2012: Carnival of Freaks @ The comedy pub, Oxendon St., (Piccadilly circus), 8PM
https://www.facebook.com/groups/carnivaloffreaks

Thurs 17 May: Double R Club @ Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, Pollard Row
https://www.facebook.com/TheDoubleRClub

Tues 15 May: Poltroon @ The Betsey Trotwood, 56 Farringdon Road, EC1R - 7.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/317438384992737/

Sat 12 May: PUSSY FAGGOT! London @ The Macbeth, 70 Hoxton Street, N1 6LP, 7.30pm
http://www.pussyfaggot.net/tour/photos-pussy-faggot-london
https://www.facebook.com/events/332313846806416/

Sat 5 May: WORK THE ROOM! @ Resistance Gallery, 265 Poyser Street Bethnal Green, E2, 9pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/281271275286471/

Fri 4 May:*Erotic Meet* Soho Social @ Green Carnation, 4-5 Greek Street, W1D 4DD London
https://www.facebook.com/events/380772295300377/

Mon 30 April: VELVET TONGUE @ Bar Kick, Shoreditch High Street, 7PM
https://www.facebook.com/events/334413446601020/

Thurs 26: Apr Mirror Mirror @ Ryan's Bar 181 Stoke Newington Church Street, N16 - 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/groups/254115021293385/

Tues 17 April: Poltroon @ The Betsey Trotwood, 56 Farringdon Road, EC1R - 7.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/328249470568629/

Sun 15 April: 'The Hanging Gardener's Summer Residency' @ Upstairs at The Hawley Arms, Castlehaven Rd. Camden Town NW1 - 8pm

Mon 26 March: Spoonful of Poison (Hoxton) @ The StagsHead Hoxton, 55 Orsman Road, Hoxton N1 5RA
https://www.facebook.com/groups/162385620533314/

Tues 20 March: Poltroon @ The Betsey Trotwood, 56 Farringdon Road, EC1R - 7.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/groups/150083705022885/?ref=ts

Fri 2 March: *Erotic Meet* Soho Social @ Green Carnation, 4-5 Greek Street, W1D 4DD London
https://www.facebook.com/events/230052803735570/
http://eroticmeet.net/event/51

Sat 25 Feb: Poetical Cabaret @ The White Lion, 232 Streatham High Rd, SW16 1BB London, 7pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/310324355683901/

Fri 24 Feb 2012: More Bang Reading Slam Fundraiser @ Sh! Women's Erotic Emporium (Portobello), Unit 4, 253 Portobello Road, W11 1LR London, 6:30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/286820024714363/

Thurs 23 Feb 2012: Private View of The Naked Muse 2012 "Unveiled" Exhibition @ The Big Project Space, Space Studios, 129—131 Mare Street, London E8 3RH, 7:30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/306806006031826/

Tues 21 Feb 2012: Comedy Bin @ The Horatia, Holloway Road, N7 - 8pm
http://www.timeout.com/london/comedy/event/219363/horatia-comedy-bin
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Comedy-Bin-at-The-Horatia-free/300723096627458

Sun 19 Feb 2012: Carnival of Freaks @ The comedy pub, Oxendon St., (Piccadilly circus), 8PM
https://www.facebook.com/groups/carnivaloffreaks

Thurs 9 Feb 2012: Freedom of the Fringe @ Torriano pub, Kentish Town - 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/groups/23162425942/

Tues 7 Feb 2012: Party Piece @ Shaker&Company, 119 Hampstead Road, Euston - 8pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/226523017428904/

Mon 30th Jan 2012: VELVET TONGUE (hosting & performing) @ Bar Kick, Shoreditch High Street, 7PM
https://www.facebook.com/events/325563797472122/
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.com

Fri 27th Jan 2012: Spoonful Winter Special @ Urban Bar, Whitechapel
https://www.facebook.com/groups/162385620533314/

Sat 14th Jan 2012: At Home with the Ludskis @ Rio Cinema, 107 Kingsland High Street, Dalston, E8 - 11.30pm
https://www.facebook.com/events/245842038816417/
http://grannyludski.wordpress.com/

gigs 2011:

Sun 11th December: Carnival of Freaks @ The Comedy Pub, Oxendon st, (Piccadilly circus), 8PM
https://www.facebook.com/groups/carnivaloffreaks

Mon 7th Nov 2011: Velvet Tongue (hosting & performing) @ Bar Kick, Shoreditch High Street, 7PM
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.com/

Thurs 3 Nov: Poetical Cabaret @ The Moustache Bar, 58 Stoke Newington Road, N16
https://www.facebook.com/poeticalcabaret

Wed 12 Oct: BARELESQUE @ RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY- 7pm
http://www.ticketweb.co.uk/user/?region=gb_london&query=detail&event=465285&referral_id=tm_listings
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=149465218469167

Wed 28 September: Spoonful of Poison (feature) @ The Stokey Records Bar (under Luigi's Trattoria), 98 Stoke Newington Church Street, N16 0AP
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=172968442731436

Sun 18th September: Carnival of Freaks @ The Comedy Pub, Oxendon st, (Piccadilly circus), 8PM
http://www.timeout.com/london/comedy/event/239704/carnival-of-freaks

Thurs 15th September: The anarchistwood album launch party (performing) @ Purple Turtle, Camden, 18:00
http://punkvert.tv/anarchistwood/
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=245863068768721

Sun 7th Aug 2011: Velvet Tongue (hosting & performing) @ Bar Kick, Shoreditch
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.com/

Sun 31 July 2011: Rubik's cube @ The Joiners Arms, Hackney Road, 19:00 - 22:00
http://www.joinershoreditch.com/

Tues 26 July 2011: Comedy Heat Presents... Asylum! @ The Horse Bar, 124 Westminster Bridge Road, SE1, 19:30
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=214384861936437
http://www.horsebar.co.uk/

Sat 23 July 2011: Eat Your Heart Out @ The Apothecary, Kings Cross, 19:00 - 23:30
http://eyho.org.uk/

Thurs 7 July 2011: Queer Cabaret @ squatted venue in Soho, 7pm-2am
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=234213979937284

Tues 28 June 2011: Glam Slam UK (hosting & performing) @ The Book Club
http://www.myspace.com/glamslamuk

Wed 22 June 2011: Polari (performing), Southbank Centre
http://www.myspace.com/polarigaysalon
http://ticketing.southbankcentre.co.uk/find/literature-spoken-word/tickets/polari-goes-pop-57413

Wed 15 June: A Spoonful Of Poison (feature), The Drop, under the 3 Crowns, 175 Stoke Newington High St. N16
http://aspoonfulofpoison.com/brief/

Sun 12 Jun 2011: Jazz Verse Jukebox (feature), Ronnie Scotts, Soho
http://www.jumokefashola.com/Jumokefashola.com/Jazz_Verse_Jukebox.html

Sun 5 June 2011: Finger in the Pie (performing) @ Madam Jojos
http://www.fingerinthepie.com/Showcase/Home.html

Thurs 2 June 2011: Show Us Yer Bits, Roundhouse, Chalk Farm
http://www.getinthebackofthevan.com/work-curated/show-us-yer-bits/

Thurs 19 May 2011: Double R Club (performing) @ Bethnal Green Workingmen's Club
http://www.myspace.com/thedoublerclub

Sun 16th May 2011: Velvet Tongue (hosting & performing) @ Bar Kick, Shoreditch, 7.30pm
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.com

Fri 6th May 2011: Bingo Master's Breakout EUROVISION Special @ St Aloysius Social Club, 20 Phoenix St., NW1
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=206724686024991

Sat 9 Apr 2011: Naked Cabaret (Brighton Naked Bike Ride fundraiser) @ Hanover Community Centre, Brighton
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=132792556792213

Sat 2 Apr 2011: Save Our Souls (film installation) @ Rehearsal Studios, Shoreditch
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=193811093992580

Sat 26 March 2011: Poetical Cabaret @ The White Lion, Streatham http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=170170786364914

Mon 14 March 2011: Kid I Wrote Back (open mic) @ Kick bar
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/kidiwroteback

Sat 12 March 2011: 85 presents @ squat in Dalston
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/album.php?fbid=10150439069685203&id=904085202&aid=634631

Sun 6th Feb 2011: Velvet Tongue (hosting & performing) @ Ten Gales
http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.com/

Sun 23 Jan 2011: Cinema Variete (showing video) @ Ten Gales
http://cinema-variete.blogspot.com/

gigs 2010:

Saturday 18 December - Cinema Varieté @ 10 Gales Gallery, Railway Arch 10, Gales Gardens Mews, E2 (1 minute walk from Bethnal Green Station) - 6-11pm; donation: £3
http://cinema-variete.blogspot.com/

Friday 10 December - Kinky Salon's Ride My Icicle @ secret Hackney location
http://www.kinkysalonlondon.co.uk

Sunday 28 November - Cinema Varieté' @ 10 Gales Gallery, Railway Arch 10, Gales Gardens Mews, E2 (1 minute walk from Bethnal Green Station) - 6-9pm; £3
http://cinema-variete.blogspot.com/

Thursday 3 November - A Spoonful of Poison (featured set) @ The Urban Bar, 176 Whitechapel Road E1, 19:00 - 23:30 - free
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=158969354123930

Wednesday 3 November - A Spoonful of Stokey Poison Launch (featured set) @ The Lion132 Stoke Newington Church Street. N16, 19:00 - 23:30 - free
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=158969354123930

Tuesday 26 October - SpeechMotion @ Horse and Groom, 26 Curtain Road, Shoreditch EC2, 19:30 - 23:30 - £4/3
http://www.makingtheatrework.com/msft-projects/msft-speech-motion/ 

Thursday 21 October - The Double R Club @ Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, 44 Pollard RowLondon E2, 20:00 - 23:30 - £10.00
http://www.wegottickets.com/event/93850
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=127104334008285&ref=ts

Sunday 5 Sept 2010 - BURN @ Bistrotheque, 23-27 Wadeson St, E2, 18:00-21:00, £6
http://bistrotheque.com/entertainmentRead.php?ID=656&W=35&Y=2010%EF%BB%BF

Saturday 7 Aug-Tues 17 Aug 2010 - In the Name of the Flesh @ The Banshee Labrynth (Vaulted Cinema), 29-35 Niddry Street, Edinburgh EH1, 11.00pm (part of PBH's Edinburgh Free Fringe)
http://www.sarezale.com/ITNOTF.html

(also performing in EDINBURGH at: Itsy Kabarett, 10th, 15th http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/comedy/kabarett-alternative-variety
The Magic Faraway Travel Agency, 11th Aug http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/comedy/magic-faraway-cabaret-free
Comedé Varité Totalé Fréé, 12 Aug http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/comedy/two-not-so-gentlemen-of-comedy-present-comede-varite-totale-free
UTTER! Ghoulies, 13th Aug http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113755565332504&ref=ts
Fundraiser Sunday @ The New Town Bar, 15 Aug http://www.newtownbar.co.uk/index.html
Eat Your Heart Out, 15th Aug (midnight) http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=131632583533586&ref=ts
Hammer & Tongue Slam on various nights including the Final on 17th Aug http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/events/hammer-and-tongue
plus "cameo appearances" at Alexis Dubus' "A surprisingly tasteful show about nudity", 9th, 14th August: http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/comedy/alexis-dubus-a-surprisingly-tasteful-show-about-nudity)

Sunday 01 August 2010 - Surrealist Tea Parties - Subconscious in Shoreditch @ Last Days of Decadence, 145 Shoreditch High Street, E1, at 18:00, Cost: £10 £7 concessions

Sunday 25th July 2010 - The Fools of Love (RRRants poetry) @ The Camden Eye, 2 Kentish Town Road, NW1, 7:30pm, FREE (supporting ANT Smith and Bertram Trotter's 2010 Edinburg Fringe Preview Show)
http://www.thecamdeneye.co.uk/whatson.php

Friday 25 June 2010 - ExpresArte (escenario abierto) @ Inusual Project, C//Paloma 5, Barcelona, Catalunya, 9pm
http://www.myspace.com/anemocoria http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=190407&id=571036400

Wednesday 23 June 2010 - GLAM SLAM (Host) @ The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A 4RH (just off Great Eastern St.) - 19:30 - 23:55
http://www.myspace.com/glamslamuk

Monday 2 June 2010 - A SPOONFUL OF POISON : One Year Dead @ The Victoria, 110 Grove Road, Mile End

Tuesday 1 June 2010 - Party Piece @ Pangea Project, 72 Stamford Hill, N16

Friday 30th April - Night of the Senses (Erotic Awards Final) @ Cable, 33A Bermondsey St Tunnel, SE1
http://www.nightofthesenses.com/Static/Night_of_the_Senses_2010

Wednesday 10th March - Chaos Cabaret @ The Foundry, 84-86 GREAT EASTERN ST. EC2, 6pm
http://www.foundry.tv

Monday 1st of March - RAW Poetry @ Central Station,37 Wharfdale Road, N1, Kings Cross, 9pm
http://www.myspace.com/rawpoetry.ct

Sunday 14th February - POKE MAGAZINE Launch @ DALSTON SUPERSTORE, 117 Kingsland High Street London E8, 20:00-22:00
http://www.timeout.com/london/bars/reviews/22322.html

Saturday 13th February - Zack Holland’s Valentine’s Poetry Promotion: Love @ Through The Looking Glass, 63 Amwell Street London EC1R, 4:00pm
http://www.londontown.com/LondonInformation/Shopping/Through_The_Looking/f0f6/
http://lookingglassuk.com/

Wednesday 3rd February 2010 - Cunning Stunts @ Cable, Bermondsey Street Tunnel, London SE1 (showcase for the Erotic Awards, in which I am nominated as "Poet of the Year")
http://www.erotic-awards.co.uk

Friday 22nd January 2010 - Oro de Ojo (Guerrilla Zoo) @ Corsica Studios, 5 Elephant Road, London SE17
http://www.guerrillazoo.com/guerrilla-zoo-presents-oro-de-ojo

Wednesday 6th January 2010 - In the Name of the Flesh @ HAF Highlights, Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane SE11, 20:30
http://www.rvt.org.uk/event/name-flesh
http://www.sarezale.com/ITNOTF.html

gigs 2009:

Sunday 20th December - Short Sundays Christmas Special @ The George & Dragon, Hackney Rd
http://www.shortsundays.org

Friday 18th December 09 - CHRISTMAS INFERNO (hosted by David Mills) @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane SE11, 20:30, £5
http://www.rvt.org.uk/event/christmas-inferno

Sunday 28th November - Welcome to Wormworld @ The Foundry, 86 Great Eastern Street London EC2A
http://foundry.tv/archive/events/091128.welcome_to_wormworld/photos/view/

Saturday 21st November - GFest @ Cochrane Theatre, Southampton Row, London WC1B, 19:30, £12 / £8 concs
http://www.gaywisefestival.org.uk/performance.php
http://www.myspace.com/gaywisefestival

Thursday 19th November - Freak Show Cabaret @ The Star of Bethnal Green, 359 Bethnal Green Rd, E2
http://www.starofbethnalgreen.com

Friday 13th November - PANIC @ The Old Abattoir, 187- 211 St. John's Street, EC1V
http://www.guerrillazoo.com/panic-exhibition/

Wed 11 November - Carousel Cabaret (storytelling session hosted by Jonny Woo) @ The Book Club, 100-106 Leonard St, London, EC2A - 8pm
http://www.wearetbc.com

Saturday 31st October - THE 7 DEADLY SINS (Book Club Boutique) @ The Dartmouth Arms, 35 York Rise, Tufnell Park
http://www.myspace.com/bookclubboutique
http://www.dartmoutharms.co.uk/display_page.php?fnam..e=map

Friday 30th October - The seduction of Places @ Jago Gallery - 77 Redchurch street E2 7DJ, 18:00
http://www.thejago.com

Tuesday 27th October - "The Pornographic You" @ UNDERCONSTRUCTION5, The Bistrotheque, 23 Wadeson St, E2 - 8pm, £5
http://www.myspace.com/itsunderconstruction

Wednesday 21 October - MACHO CITY Radio Show @ DIESEL:U:MUSIC Radio (Dalston)
http://cult.diesel.com/dumradio2/shows/macho-city-2/

Monday 5th October - GUSH, Book Club Boutique, Soho, Dick's Bar, 23 Romilly St, 7pm
http://www.myspace.com/bookclubboutique

Saturday 26th September - PERVERTS PUT OUT @ Center for Sex and Culture, San Francisco
http://www.examiner.com/x-17561-SF-Literature-Examiner~y2009m9d27-Perverts-are-putting-out-in-San-Francisco-on-Folsom-Street-and-beyond

Friday 25th September - Queer Open Mic @ Modern Times Bookstore, 888 Valencia Street (at 20th), San Francisco
http://queeropenmic.com

Thursday 24th September - Poetry Mission @ DALVA 3121 16th St. (near Valencia), San Francisco
http://www.myspace.com/poetrymission

Monday 21st September - Diane O'Debra's "Talent Show"@ Bowery Poetry Club, 308 Bowery, Manhattan, New York
http://www.bowerypoetry.com

Monday 21st September - louderARTS @ Bar 13, 35 East 13th Street, Manhattan, New York
http://www.louderarts.com

Sunday 16th August - UTTER! Edinburgh FRINGE @ Fingers Piano Bar, 61A Frederick St, Edinburgh, Scotland EH4, 17:30
http://www.utterspokenword.com
http://www.myspace.com/richardtyronejones

Sunday 16th August - Festival Showcase (fundraiser) @ New Town Bar, 26b Dublin Street EH3, Edinburgh, Scotland
http://www.newtownbar.co.uk/events.html

Wednesday 12th August - In the Name of the Flesh @ Hot August Fringe, RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11, 8-9pm
www.hotaugustfringe.com

Thursday 6th August - Soiree @ Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, 44-46 Pollard Row, Bethnal Green, London E2 6NB, 9pm-1am
http://fingerinthepie.com/Soiree/

Sunday 26th July - Wordz & Muzic (Oxfam benefit gig) @ Theatro Technis, 26 Crowndale Road, NW1, 18:30
http://www.theatrotechnis.com

Saturday, 11th July - 'Utter!' MisGuided tour of Archway @ Archway tube station (under the tower), N19, 2:00pm - 6:00pm
http://bit.ly/archway http://www.myspace.com/richardtyronejones

Tuesday 7th July - Glam Slam UK @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11
http://www.myspace.com/glamslamuk

Sunday 5th July - Finger in the Pie Cabaret @ Madame Jojos, 8-10 Brewer Street, W1F
http://www.myspace.com/fingerinthecabaret

Tuesday 26th May, 8pm
Performance and Cocktails
Chez Manny
145 - 149 Battersea High Street, SW11 3JS
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=69131296104&ref=ts

Friday 24th April, 6-10pm
PANIC
Nolias Gallery (at the Thomas Becket)
320 Old Kent Road, SE1 5UE
http://www.myspace.com/guerrillazoo

Monday, 20th April, 7.30-10.30pm
Missfit Mondays
Troy Bar, 10 Hoxton Street, N1 6NG
http://www.missfitproductions.org/missfitmondays.html

Tues March 17 - Party Piece @ Pangea Project, 72 Stamford Hill, N16, 8:00pm - 11:00pm
myspace.com/party_piece

Sun March 8 - Stand Up! (International Women's Day Celebration) @ Poetry Cafe, Betterton Street, Covent Garden 7:30pm - 11:00pm
www.iusw.org/node/41

Wed February 25 - Knock2New @ Bar FM, 184 Hopgood Street, Shepherds Bush, W12
knock2bag.co.uk

Friday February 6 - Stand Up and Coming (headlining) @ The Hideaway, Tufnell
Park/Archway
myspace.com/standupandcoming

Wed Jan 28 - Benefit night for Peter Tatchell's Human Rights Foundation @The Phoenix Artist Club, 1 Phoenix Street, Off Charing Cross Road, WC2H
phoenixartistclub.com

Monday January 19 - Spoonful of Poison @ The Legion, Old Street
myspace.com/asopok

Monday January 5 - Comedy Virgins @ The Cavendish Arms, Stockwell
myspace.com/cavendishcomedy

gigs 2008:

Friday December 5 - London Decompression cabaret @ Central London, SE1
euroburners.org

Friday December 5 - Stand up and coming @ The Hideaway, 114 Junction Road, Tuffnell Park
myspace.com/standupandcoming

Thursday November 13 - Pear Shaped Comedy Cabaret @ The Orwell, 382 Essex Road, London N1
pearshapedcomedy.com/theorwell.htm

Friday November 7 - (Video piece at) ACT ART 6 @ The Arches 51 -53 Southwark St, London Bridge, SE1
www.myspace.com/actart

Friday October 31 - Showcase Showdown @ The Redstar Bar, 319 Camberwell Road, SE5
www.myspace.com/theredstarbar

Saturday October 25 - Stranger than Paradise + Gypsy Hotel @ The Miller, Borough/London Bridge
myspace.com/gypsymadness
myspace.com/millerlondon

Thursday October 23 - The Beautiful and the Damned @ The Boogaloo, 312 Archway Road (Highgate tube)
www.myspace.com/thebeautifulanddamnedclub

Wednesday October 22 - Spoken Space (Workshop Festival) @ Poetry Cafe, Betterton Street, Covent Garden
www.internationalworkshopfestival.org

Tuesday October 7 - Party Piece @ The Pangea Project, 72 Stamford Hill, N16
www.myspace.com/party_piece

Sun 3rd & Mon 4th August - In the Name of the Flesh (one-man show) @ Camden Fringe, Etcetera Theatre, 265 Camden High Street, NW1
myspace.com/camdenfringe

Friday July 11th - VIVA! @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 72 Kennington Lane SE11, 8pm
www.theroyalvauxhalltavern.co.uk

Friday July 4th - QUEERBASH @ Synergy Centre, 220 Farmers Road, Oval tube, SE5, 7.15pm
myspace.com/queerbashlondon

Tuesday July 1st - GLAM SLAM! (UK) @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 72 Kennington Lane SE11, 8pm
myspace.com/glamslamuk
myspace.com/emanuelxavierartist

Thursday June 19th - SHOOT Your Load @ The Star, 359 Bethnal Green Road, E2
myspace.com/shootseries

Monday June 16th - Spoonful of Poison @ Rhythm Factory, 16 Whitechapel Rd. www.myspace.com/asopok

Thurs May 29th - Striplite @ London Stone, 109 Cannon St., Bank, EC4, 8pm
www.myspace.com/striplite

Tues May 27th - UnderConstruction3 (Double Bill) @ Bistrotheque, 23-27 Wadeson Street E2, 9pm
myspace.com/itsunderconstruction

Sat May 3rd - (Mis)Guided Literary Tour of Archway @ Archway Tower N19, Archway, 1pm
myspace.com/richardtyronejones

Sat May 2nd - Spoonful of Poison Spring Spectacular @ Rhythm Factory, 16-18 Whitechapel Rd.
www.myspace.com/asopok

Tues April 29th - Launch of UnderConstruction3 @ Bistrotheque, 23-27 Wadeson Street E2, 9pm
myspace.com/itsunderconstruction

Thurs April 15th - Touch Me I’m Sick @ The Old Crown Pub, 33 New Oxford Street, 8pm
myspace.com/wittnessthesickness

Sun March 30 - Open Mic @ The Cross Kings Pub, Kings Cross, N1
www.thecrosskings.co.uk

Sat March 29th - London Biennale Artists Exhibition @ The Foundry, EC2, 6pm
foundry.tv

Thurs March 6th - Farrago Spring Slam @ RADA Foyer Bar, 8pm
www.myspace.com/farragopoetry

Sun March 2nd - Anything Goes Sunday Club @ Monkeychews, Chalk Farm, 5pm
www.myspace.com/theanythinggoessundayclub
monkeychews.com/

Sat Feb 16th - Behind Bars VII @ Where?House, Mill Mead Road,Tottenham Hale, 10pm
www.myspace.com/behindbarsbroadcast

Fri Jan 18th - MotherFoucault @ Poetry Cafe, Covent Garden - 7.30pm myspace.com/motherfoucault

Thurs Jan 10th - Farrago New Year Slam @ RADA, Malet St WC1E - 7.30pm myspace.com/farragopoetry

gigs 2007:

Wed Dec 19 - Deepest Sympathy @ The Enterprise, Chalk Farm/Camden
myspace.com/blahblahblahandfriends
Friday Dec 07 - Launch of Intimacy Digital Performance @ Goldsmiths Ben Pimlott Foyer
www.goldsmiths.ac.uk/intimacy/
Sun Nov 29 - Artist Talk for 'No Ball Games' @ Four Corners Gallery, Berthnal Green
www.fourcornersfilm.co.uk
www.juliecookphotography.com
Sun Nov 11 - FANZINE @ Vauxhall Griffin
myspace.com/fanzinemusic
Fri Nov 2 - Farrago Spanish & English Show @ The Poetry Studio (upstairs @ The Poetry Cafe)
myspace.com/farragopoetry
Thurs October 31 - Hellfire Club @ Victoria pub, Mornington Crescent
myspace.com/hellfireclublondon
Sat Oct 27 - Vomit in the mainstream Party @ Where?house, Tottenham Hale
myspace.com/vomit_in_the_mainstream
myspace.com/thewherehouselondon
Thurs October 18 - Vauxhallville @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
myspace.com/vauxhallville
Fri Oct 13 - Festival of Sins @ Purple Turtle, Camden/Mornington Cresc. myspace.com/festivalofsins
Sat Sept 29 - Behind Bars @ Dame Colet House, Ben Jonson Rd. Stepney Green, E1 3NH, 10pm, £3-5
myspace.com/behindbarsbroadcast
Wed Sept 12 - Lazy Gramophone @ The MacBeth, 70 Hoxton St., N1, 8pm, £5/£7
myspace.com/lazygramophone
Sun Aug 19 - Lazy Sunday FESTIVAL @ The Miller, 6 Snowfields Road, London Bridge, SE1, 2pm - 2am, £5 all day
myspace.com/lazygramophone
Fri August 10th - Kabarett @ Vauxhall Royal Tavern
myspace.com/kabarettclub
Wed July 25 -  Final of the Male Tournament of Tease @ Bethnal Green
thewhoopeeclub.com
Thurs July 19 - Vauxhallville @ Vauxhall Royal Tavern
http://www.myspace.com/vauxhallville
Thurs 12th July - Littlest Birds @ The Whitechapel Gallery
http://www.myspace.com/littlestbirds
Wed June 27 - UTTER! (ajar mic competition), Turnpike Lane
http://myspace.com/richardtyronejones
Sat June 16 - Spoonful of Poison (the best of) @ Rhythm Factory
http://www.rhythmfactory.co.uk/june_07.htm
Sun June 10 - FANZINE @ Wyvill's (Vauxhall Griffin), 8 Wyvill Road SW8
myspace.com/fanzinemusic
Sat June 2 - Lazy Gramophone @ The Luminaire, Kilburn
http://myspace.com/lazygramophone
Wed May 30 -  Male Tournament of Tease @ Bethnal Green Workingmen's Club
http://www.thewhoopeeclub.com/burlx/
Fri May 25 - Hip Hip @ The Bethnal Green Workingmen's Club http://www.thewhoopeeclub.com/hiphip
Wed May 23rd - Room of Abandon @ The Cross Kings 126 York Way, N1
http://www.myspace.com/roomofabandon
Tues May 8th  - Poetry Shack @ The Old Crown, 33 New Oxford St.
http://www.thepoetryshack.co.uk/ (broken link?)
Sat May 5th - House of Wheat's Burning Love Masked Ball
http://www.houseofwheat.org
Mon April 30 -  Littlestbirds @ The Poetry Cafe
http://www.myspace.com/littlestbirds  
Sat April 28 -  London Heat of the Radio 4 Poetry Slam  @ RADA
http://www.myspace.com/farragopoetry

Lazy Gramophone gig @ The MacBeth, N1 - 8pm, Fri 28 March
Farrago spring Slam! @ RADA, WC1 - 7.30pm, Fri 9 March
Late Late Lunch @ Turnmills EC1 - Sun 18 Feb
Stranger than paradise @ Melange E2 - Sat 10 Feb
Freshly Scratched @ BAC, SW11 - 21 Jan
Stairs House Party Kennington, SE11 - 20 Jan
Farrago Zoo Awards Ceremony @ RADA, WC1 - 18 Jan