On Valentine's night,
a Catholic priest in Chalk Farm
masturbates for peace in compliance
with the urges of the Pope
and his sex drive. The moaning
of the Dutch provincial tourists
is heard loud in their rage
with the anti-war criminals
who obstructed their stroll
from the South Bank to Trafalgar Sq.
Muslim fundamentalists shout abuse
and harass the glamorous activists
in drag congregated by the statue
of Nelson Mandela.
03/03/03, 9pm:
well dressed vandals under 30
spill oil on Upper Street,
stop the traffic, set the road on fire,
wave flags with the effigy
of Sadam Hussein. He unwraps his towel,
he asks 'where are you from?
Barcelona?' explains 'I'm from Iraq',
points at his hard-on, requests
'will you come with me?',
persists 'why not? Let's leave the Turkish
together, we're hospitable...'
Because of time constraints,
the presentation of the Oscar
to the best documentary
is not included in the summary
of the award ceremony distributed
by the ABC corporation.
Shame on you, Mr. Moore,
you're such a bad boy.
A bad girl without vote,
her school uniform tie round her head,
is arrested by two butch policemen
for breaching the peace in her plea
for world peace and repulsing a war
fought for restoring the peace,
blah, blah, blah,...
But not in her name.
At 11.35,
our celebrity cosmetics expert
will reveal
the essential make-up kit
every servicewoman
should carry in her rucksack
in case she's paraded on TV as a POW.
Khaki is this season's colour.
The webmaster of Hairytrigger,
premier provider of pix of hot hairy men,
apologises for the inconvenience,
but the "army and uniform" galleries
are not accessible at the moment
because of war in Iraq.
Sign the petition. Add your email
to the list to demand
from Mrs. Bush and Mrs. Blair
that they do the Lysistrata
and convince their husbands
to stop the war. The wonder is:
will these men notice their wives
are not sexually available anymore...?
Black are her eyes
and drunk with desire,
sings the Kurdish harpist
in translucent blue
rejoicing the new freedom of Iraq
as she entertains her anti-war audience
in Islington's Christian Meditation Church.
See here the footage CNN couldn't play:
our special forces raping these Iraqi whores
in front of their men!!!

© E. Sarezale, 2003
sarezale@yahoo.com
www.geocities.com/sarezale/